What movies have not aged well?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What habits do happy couples have?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

What does it feel like when a guy cums in your ass?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why do most Indian women cuckold or cheat on their husbands?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-J W Pepper

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Diamonds Are Forever

Live and Let Die

Can bosses get fired for being too hard on employees?

Goldfinger

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Kquorans, can you please write a story?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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